justamus:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

This delights me in my literary soul.

(via pamela-jane)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via justfreelancing)

I have a really high tolerance for people. I’ve had so many chances to speak my mind about certain matters, situations, or people, but I let it go because I’d rather not cause a disruption. It’s not worth the changed or broken friendship.

(via ayeimhuuy)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via hotsingleinurarea)

jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

(via sokaylayelled)